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How To Piss Off The Emo Kid
1. Tell him he is emo.
2. Call him gay for kissing Naruto.
3. Place a collection of Itachi merchandise in his bedroom.
4. Ask him for his autograph.
5. Bring up about that he killed his brother for the wrong reasons and that he committed a sin. Remind him everyday.
6. Follow him all day by wearing his clothes. If he asks, "Why are you wearing my clothes?" Answer to him by telling him, "I am cosplaying."
7. Put him up against The Log.
8. Tell him to quit being jealous over Naruto by being surpassed by Naruto.
9. Call him gay for not having an interest into any of the girls from the village.
10. Jab him on the forehead.
11. Ask him where his parents are.
12. Give him the nick name Sasu-Cakes.
13. Pronounce his name as Sauce-Gay.
14. Call him Itachi. If he tells you , "My name is Sasuke, not Itachi." Apologize to him by saying, "I'm sorry. It's so hard to tell you and Itachi apart from each other." Wait about five seconds, Call him Itachi again.
15. Tell him to give up on revenge.
16. Kill Itachi before he does.
17. Put him on a blind date with Sakura or Ino.
18. Tell him the blind date was Naruto's idea.
19. Ask him why he has a fishing bobber for his clan symbol.
20. Ask him if Naruto was a good kisser.
21. Transform into him and pretend to be him all day, even cause trouble in the village.
22. Ask him if he cuts himself.
23. Use an fire extinguisher or spray with a water hose when he uses the Fire ball jutsu to put it out.
24. Tell him he is a heartless prick for trying to kill his best friend.
25. Give him a hug.
26. Tell him that you would make a better best friend than Naruto.
27. Use a transformation jutsu to transform into his brother Itachi, then appear at Sasuke's brithday party
28. Buy him a pet snake along with a note, saying that it's from Orochimaru.
29. Tell him that his hair looks like the rear end of a duck
30. Ask him if he enjoyed living with Orochimaru
31. Persuade him into using the sexy jutsu and show it to Jiraiya.
32. Set him up for adoption.
33. Tell him that it looks like he is wearing lipstick when he is using the Curse Mark lv 2
34. Ask him if he is smoking weed because his eyes are always red (from the sharingan)
35. Ask him if he shops at Hot Topic.
36. Ask him why Masashi Kishimoto had made Itachi to be a clan-murdering prick.
37. Show him some NaruSasu porn and fanart.
38. Ask him if he is Orochimaru's bitch.
39. Ask him if Orochimaru and Kabuto do anything naughty together.
40. Ask him why Orochimaru wants him so bad.
41. Ask him why he wants to kill his brother.
42. Write Sauce-Gay OR I'm Gay on his forehead while he is sleeping.
43. Write "I love Itachi" on a sticky note and place it on his back.
44. Tell him that he has the best brother in the world.
45. Tell him that his clan symbol looks like an expanded tampon.
46. Tell him that Sakura has a shrine dedicated to him.
47. Make an imitation of the Sharingan.
48. Tell him that he is too fucked up in the head.
1. Tell him he is emo.
2. Call him gay for kissing Naruto.
3. Place a collection of Itachi merchandise in his bedroom.
4. Ask him for his autograph.
5. Bring up about that he killed his brother for the wrong reasons and that he committed a sin. Remind him everyday.
6. Follow him all day by wearing his clothes. If he asks, "Why are you wearing my clothes?" Answer to him by telling him, "I am cosplaying."
7. Put him up against The Log.
8. Tell him to quit being jealous over Naruto by being surpassed by Naruto.
9. Call him gay for not having an interest into any of the girls from the village.
10. Jab him on the forehead.
11. Ask him where his parents are.
12. Give him the nick name Sasu-Cakes.
13. Pronounce his name as Sauce-Gay.
14. Call him Itachi. If he tells you , "My name is Sasuke, not Itachi." Apologize to him by saying, "I'm sorry. It's so hard to tell you and Itachi apart from each other." Wait about five seconds, Call him Itachi again.
15. Tell him to give up on revenge.
16. Kill Itachi before he does.
17. Put him on a blind date with Sakura or Ino.
18. Tell him the blind date was Naruto's idea.
19. Ask him why he has a fishing bobber for his clan symbol.
20. Ask him if Naruto was a good kisser.
21. Transform into him and pretend to be him all day, even cause trouble in the village.
22. Ask him if he cuts himself.
23. Use an fire extinguisher or spray with a water hose when he uses the Fire ball jutsu to put it out.
24. Tell him he is a heartless prick for trying to kill his best friend.
25. Give him a hug.
26. Tell him that you would make a better best friend than Naruto.
27. Use a transformation jutsu to transform into his brother Itachi, then appear at Sasuke's brithday party
28. Buy him a pet snake along with a note, saying that it's from Orochimaru.
29. Tell him that his hair looks like the rear end of a duck
30. Ask him if he enjoyed living with Orochimaru
31. Persuade him into using the sexy jutsu and show it to Jiraiya.
32. Set him up for adoption.
33. Tell him that it looks like he is wearing lipstick when he is using the Curse Mark lv 2
34. Ask him if he is smoking weed because his eyes are always red (from the sharingan)
35. Ask him if he shops at Hot Topic.
36. Ask him why Masashi Kishimoto had made Itachi to be a clan-murdering prick.
37. Show him some NaruSasu porn and fanart.
38. Ask him if he is Orochimaru's bitch.
39. Ask him if Orochimaru and Kabuto do anything naughty together.
40. Ask him why Orochimaru wants him so bad.
41. Ask him why he wants to kill his brother.
42. Write Sauce-Gay OR I'm Gay on his forehead while he is sleeping.
43. Write "I love Itachi" on a sticky note and place it on his back.
44. Tell him that he has the best brother in the world.
45. Tell him that his clan symbol looks like an expanded tampon.
46. Tell him that Sakura has a shrine dedicated to him.
47. Make an imitation of the Sharingan.
48. Tell him that he is too fucked up in the head.
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